Episodes

Friday Apr 14, 2023
HORSE TIME - Short Form Husbandry
Friday Apr 14, 2023
Friday Apr 14, 2023
It's the shortest HORSE TIME of ALL time, as technical issues prevented our recording. HOWEVER we do provide the following tonight - an all new cold open, Wu Tang name generating, a special (and holy) mother****er of the week, and a funny story that gets more cringe as it goes on. Enjoy!

Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
HORSE TIME - Late Horses Make for GREAT Horses
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Relive the nostalgia of a couple of days ago! It was 'Mania weekend, forgive us! On tonight's horse related comedy program - a cold open in the middle of the show featuring the benefits of meth, and we have a surprise guest - Jesse Kimball! He's just as surprised as our fans, because we keep teleporting him onto the show against his will!

Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
HORSE TIME - Stallion Night Live
Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
Tonight's HORSE TIME is everything you expect - in depth discussion about the Indonesian-Dutch singer Taco, the history of Chevy Chase in SNL, M3GAN thoughts, and much more! If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where horses sit - puttin' on the horse.

Monday Jan 16, 2023
HORSE TIME - Happy Horse Threat Day!
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
This episode will go down in the history books as the one where you can hear a cast member get progressively drunker as the show goes on. Join us by starting out sober and then end up an intoxicated mess! Also, SCHOOL THREATS!? Send in the stallion battallion!

Friday Jan 06, 2023
HORSE TIME - Peak Horse Performance
Friday Jan 06, 2023
Friday Jan 06, 2023
It's a rather quick and extremely LIVE edition of HORSE TIME featuring a skit written by AI, a love letter written by AI, and Jane. Just Jane.

Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
AfterHORSE 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
So, this is a difficult one to describe. This is a combination of Thursday's After Dark (before the power went out) and Friday's HORSE TIME live stream. It has...some entertainment value, we're sure. Don't blame us - the steel drums were too much.

Sunday Oct 30, 2022
NIGHTMARE TIME - Will Not Actually Give You Nightmares
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
There is something related to October and horror in here if you dig deep enough. You better bring a golden shovel, though. Random insanity is what the doctor ordered!

Monday Sep 19, 2022
HORSE TIME - One Horse at a Time
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
What is the difference between ZA and SUH? When will the Dall-E obsession end? WHY did Asa choose this night of all nights to stop by for an appearance? All of this and more answered on tonight's Equestrian Related Comedy Hour!

Friday Sep 09, 2022
HORSE TIME - The Whitest Horses U Know
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Tonight's show is a glorious car wreck that may have absolutely broken the entire cast. From start to finish, this is classic Horse Time. It has EVERYTHINGT to do with Horse Time! EVERYTHING!

Sunday Sep 04, 2022
HORSE TIME - A Time of Artistic Horses
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Sunday Sep 04, 2022
Tonight we get silly with Dall-E, enter the Science Room for some learnin', and get into awkward arguments that sabotage the rest of the show! HORSE

Sunday Aug 28, 2022
HORSE TIME - We Can’t Remember What Hunter Wanted to Name This Episode
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
Sunday Aug 28, 2022
It's ridin' time, so saddle up and start your week with the most pointless show on the network. THIS WEEK we eventually get to a point and talk about the movies and music that dominated the years we were born. Who had the best year? You decide!

Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
HORSE TIME - The OST
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
Tuesday Aug 23, 2022
It's a random horse program on a random day, but we managed to squeeze in ALL the nostalgia about 90's superhero OST's for you nu-metal fans. Plus - a skit from "I Think You Should Leave" for you bags of meat.

Friday Jul 29, 2022
HORSE TIME - GET OFF THE DAMN PODCAST!
Friday Jul 29, 2022
Friday Jul 29, 2022
It's a night full of PURE CHAOS with Sissom! This is the most Horse we've been in a long long time. Alcohol may be involved. Enjoy!

Friday Jul 15, 2022
HORSE(power) TIME - This Show is DLC
Friday Jul 15, 2022
Friday Jul 15, 2022
IT'S HORSE TIME! Tonight - a new SNL skit, lots of car talk because BMW has lost its goddamn mind, and WAY too much horse humor for a show called Horse Time.

Sunday Jul 10, 2022
HORSE TIME - It Just Keeps Going, and Going, and Going, and...
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
Sunday Jul 10, 2022
This episode may or may not have been what we in the industry call a "mistake." Utterly pointless, void of structure, too many spiders, in other words - classic Horses.

Friday Jul 01, 2022
HORSE TIME - Heroes in a Horse Shell
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Friday Jul 01, 2022
Seanán drank a little too much wine, but it's still a fine stable of entertainment tonight on the horse related comedy show. Come for the shirtless bible salesmen, stay for the intricate discussion about season 47 of SNL!

Sunday Jun 12, 2022
HORSE TIME - We Are Chaos
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
Sunday Jun 12, 2022
It's return of the majestic stallions! And, tonight we have an insanely...calm and pointed episode of Horse Time, as we talk about movies and video games. Someone needs to spike our oats!