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It's the shortest HORSE TIME of ALL time, as technical issues prevented our recording. HOWEVER we do provide the following tonight - an all new cold open, Wu Tang name generating, a special (and holy) mother****er of the week, and a funny story that gets more cringe as it goes on. Enjoy!

Relive the nostalgia of a couple of days ago! It was 'Mania weekend, forgive us! On tonight's horse related comedy program - a cold open in the middle of the show featuring the benefits of meth, and we have a surprise guest - Jesse Kimball! He's just as surprised as our fans, because we keep teleporting him onto the show against his will!

Tonight's HORSE TIME is everything you expect - in depth discussion about the Indonesian-Dutch singer Taco, the history of Chevy Chase in SNL, M3GAN thoughts, and much more! If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where horses sit - puttin' on the horse. 

This episode will go down in the history books as the one where you can hear a cast member get progressively drunker as the show goes on. Join us by starting out sober and then end up an intoxicated mess! Also, SCHOOL THREATS!? Send in the stallion battallion! 

It's a rather quick and extremely LIVE edition of HORSE TIME featuring a skit written by AI, a love letter written by AI, and Jane. Just Jane.

So, this is a difficult one to describe. This is a combination of Thursday's After Dark (before the power went out) and Friday's HORSE TIME live stream. It has...some entertainment value, we're sure. Don't blame us - the steel drums were too much.

There is something related to October and horror in here if you dig deep enough. You better bring a golden shovel, though. Random insanity is what the doctor ordered!

What is the difference between ZA and SUH? When will the Dall-E obsession end? WHY did Asa choose this night of all nights to stop by for an appearance? All of this and more answered on tonight's Equestrian Related Comedy Hour!

Tonight's show is a glorious car wreck that may have absolutely broken the entire cast. From start to finish, this is classic Horse Time. It has EVERYTHINGT to do with Horse Time! EVERYTHING!

Tonight we get silly with Dall-E, enter the Science Room for some learnin', and get into awkward arguments that sabotage the rest of the show! HORSE

It's ridin' time, so saddle up and start your week with the most pointless show on the network. THIS WEEK we eventually get to a point and talk about the movies and music that dominated the years we were born. Who had the best year? You decide!

It's a random horse program on a random day, but we managed to squeeze in ALL the nostalgia about 90's superhero OST's for you nu-metal fans. Plus - a skit from "I Think You Should Leave" for you bags of meat. 

It's a night full of PURE CHAOS with Sissom! This is the most Horse we've been in a long long time. Alcohol may be involved. Enjoy!

IT'S HORSE TIME! Tonight - a new SNL skit, lots of car talk because BMW has lost its goddamn mind, and WAY too much horse humor for a show called Horse Time.

This episode may or may not have been what we in the industry call a "mistake." Utterly pointless, void of structure, too many spiders, in other words - classic Horses. 

Seanán drank a little too much wine, but it's still a fine stable of entertainment tonight on the horse related comedy show. Come for the shirtless bible salesmen, stay for the intricate discussion about season 47 of SNL!

It's return of the majestic stallions! And, tonight we have an insanely...calm and pointed episode of Horse Time, as we talk about movies and video games. Someone needs to spike our oats!