Episodes

Sunday Jul 02, 2023
HORSE TIME - The Answer to a Question No One Asked
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
Sunday Jul 02, 2023
On an all new HORSE TIME the stallion battalion continues their Simpsons talk and mourn the recent passing of actor Alan Arkin and wrestler Darren Drozdov. PLUS - Seanan becomes increasingly uncomfortable when pressed on his inability to say certain low brow words.

Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
HORSE TIME - The Unironic Appreciation of One Chuck Tingle
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
Wednesday Jun 07, 2023
It's a special Wednesday HORSE TIME! Double H is still on vacay, but we were saving a special session of the stallion battalion for just this occasion. TONIGHT - a new sexy cold open, the random BS you love (?), and we revisit two of our favorite authors as we forge a warrior president and actually love the eccentric Chuck Tingle!

Friday Apr 14, 2023
HORSE TIME - Short Form Husbandry
Friday Apr 14, 2023
Friday Apr 14, 2023
It's the shortest HORSE TIME of ALL time, as technical issues prevented our recording. HOWEVER we do provide the following tonight - an all new cold open, Wu Tang name generating, a special (and holy) mother****er of the week, and a funny story that gets more cringe as it goes on. Enjoy!

Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
HORSE TIME - Late Horses Make for GREAT Horses
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Tuesday Apr 04, 2023
Relive the nostalgia of a couple of days ago! It was 'Mania weekend, forgive us! On tonight's horse related comedy program - a cold open in the middle of the show featuring the benefits of meth, and we have a surprise guest - Jesse Kimball! He's just as surprised as our fans, because we keep teleporting him onto the show against his will!

Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
HORSE TIME - Stallion Night Live
Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
Tuesday Jan 24, 2023
Tonight's HORSE TIME is everything you expect - in depth discussion about the Indonesian-Dutch singer Taco, the history of Chevy Chase in SNL, M3GAN thoughts, and much more! If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where horses sit - puttin' on the horse.

Monday Jan 16, 2023
HORSE TIME - Happy Horse Threat Day!
Monday Jan 16, 2023
Monday Jan 16, 2023
This episode will go down in the history books as the one where you can hear a cast member get progressively drunker as the show goes on. Join us by starting out sober and then end up an intoxicated mess! Also, SCHOOL THREATS!? Send in the stallion battallion!

Friday Jan 06, 2023
HORSE TIME - Peak Horse Performance
Friday Jan 06, 2023
Friday Jan 06, 2023
It's a rather quick and extremely LIVE edition of HORSE TIME featuring a skit written by AI, a love letter written by AI, and Jane. Just Jane.

Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
AfterHORSE 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
Tuesday Nov 15, 2022
So, this is a difficult one to describe. This is a combination of Thursday's After Dark (before the power went out) and Friday's HORSE TIME live stream. It has...some entertainment value, we're sure. Don't blame us - the steel drums were too much.

Sunday Oct 30, 2022
NIGHTMARE TIME - Will Not Actually Give You Nightmares
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
There is something related to October and horror in here if you dig deep enough. You better bring a golden shovel, though. Random insanity is what the doctor ordered!

Monday Sep 19, 2022
HORSE TIME - One Horse at a Time
Monday Sep 19, 2022
Monday Sep 19, 2022
What is the difference between ZA and SUH? When will the Dall-E obsession end? WHY did Asa choose this night of all nights to stop by for an appearance? All of this and more answered on tonight's Equestrian Related Comedy Hour!